Rendezvous

Statutory Warning : This piece of fiction is full on facts

captured by the IRIS of my eye. :-P

Written in good humor and Intentions just for the FUN of it.

Go READ and ENJOY!!! :-D

3 saal mein kya kuch na badla,school se college badla...

Uniforms aur skirts ko salwar kameez aur chunni mein badla.

2 pigtails ponies with ribbon aur blunt hair with band ko,

Khoole Baalo, Rajor cut aur Fringes mein badla. ;-)

Office Bearers ke orders aur delegation ko,

senior ki ragging aur bullying mein badla

JAANE INN 3 SAAL KYA KYA BADLA!!!

Auto ne cycle ko hawa ke paiso ne,sawaari ke kiraayon mein badla...

LC M.G Road ko Amity V.K.C mein badla.

Backbenchers below average logo ko,

pseudo intellectuals mein badla.

Gaon ki choriya bani BEHENJI TURNED MOD,

and class ki babes said ki BHAI IT'S HOT!!!

1st year mein sabko kuch tha banna...chahe ho

ACTOR, ANCHOR ya P.R Consultant banne ki TAMMANNA.

Teesre saal tak aate aate laga ki

.bhai ab hai counselor se milna :-P

Pehle jo tha ALLAH TAUBA,

ab vo hai ENJOY AUR FUN karne ka ek mauka.

Pehle bas RAM PRAKASH & SONS ki bani hui uniforms mein zindagi bitagi,

ab LIVE'S, TOMMY HILLFIGER aur BURBERRY ki choices bhi kam pad jati :-D

Pehle jo dhyaan trigonometry aur ratio proportion mein lagta tha,

ab vo ladkiyon ke CLEAVAGE aur ladko ke ASS ko judge karne mein bhatakta...

12th tak jo karte the RELATIONSHIP MEIN JEENE MARNE KI BAATIEN,

Graduation ke 2 saal khatam hone tak ONE NIGHT STANDS cool ban jaate.

Namaste, Pranam, Hello karne wale log

aaj,What's up??? aur What the fuck!!!keh kar kaam chalate.

Confused aur wired log aapne aap ko BISEXUAL batate,:-P

aur pata nahi 3 saalo mein kitni FIZOOL ki Beena sar paer

ki THEORIES and PHILOSOPHY de jaate.

Dosti par mar mitne waale,khoon paseena ek kar jaane wale,

asaani se BACKSTABBING aur BITCHING kar jate hai.

CURRENT AFFAIRS aur NEWS se update rehne wale log

eventually, GOSSIP MONGERS ban jate hai

BLEMISHES, PIMPLES aur PORES se 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww' karne wale log,

TATTOO aur PIERCINGS so FASHION batate hai!!"

ANYTHING FOR YOU MA'AM" aur "5 POINT SOMEONE" padhne wale log

inhe CHARLES DICKENS aur EMILY BRONTE jaise CLASSIC authors se compare kar jaate hai.

"Oh!!! I looooooooooooooovvvv to read" kehne wale log

'TWILIGHT SERIES' ko apna AWESOME collection batate hai :P"

Mujhe kapdo latho se toh matlab nahi hai" kehte the jo kal,

aaj CUTS, SLITS, STILETOES aur FALLING NECKS batane wale 'STYLE GURUS' ban jaate hai.

70's ke retro look waale lambe baal log ekdum se

SPIKED HAIR, aur PUNK ho jaate hai...

Aur jo with time CHANGE nahi ho paate hai

vo LOOSERS kehlate hai.

Bloated Egos, Superiority Complex aur I'm NOBODY jaise log,

Apne aap ko SENSIBLE ADULTS batate hai.

Boost aur Horlicks peene waale log aaj,

SEX ON THE BEACH aur LBW ko"Oh!! What DRINK"!!! batate hai ;-) :-P

Havan aur Agni kund ka DHUA SUFFOCATING sa tha lagta

wahi aaj HOOKEH ka SMOKE FRAGRANCE hai lagta.

Being late is the new definition of PUNCTUALITY,

aur IMPATIENCE bana naye TOLERANCE ka funda.B-)

SPORTS, BASKETBALL aur HOBBIES bas baatien reh jaati hai,

kyuki sara time toh FASHION, MAKE UP aur BLOW DRY karne mein nikal jatti hai :-)

Bhramcharya ka palan karne walo ko ekdum se!!

LSD karna aa jata hai...

MASS.COM ka matlab bas PRINT MEDIA ko gariyana

aur MOVIES dekhna reh jata hai... (lol)

Pehle jo samaye HARD WORK aur PADHAI hota tha ab vo,

car mein baith kar AANKHEN SEKNE mien nikal jata hai.

Pehle jo kehte the 'GOSH AMITY IS FAAAAAR',

aaj unhe VKC TO MOC JOGGER'S PARK lagta mere YAAR!!

Pehle 90% was WOW!! WHATTA SCORE...

aur Aaj 9 Pointers are SUCH A BORE!! ;-)

Pehle we wanted everything to be at par,

but aaj sirf 300/- ke liye ho jati hai MAAR!!!

3 saal khatam hone tak TRICONE ka chautha cone ban jayega,

bas fir kya COLLEGE KHATAM hote hi sab kuch SHUNYA ho jayega.